SCROLL.
Your doomscrolling is now a mainnet asset. Stop coping. Start accumulating.
The only way is down.
[THE SYNDROME]
You have a problem. You refresh your wallet every 30 seconds. You check the charts while eating, sleeping, and breathing. You've seen every green candle turn to dust. Good. You're one of us.
Infinite Scroll Syndrome ($SCROL) is a monument to our collective madness. We've gamified crypto's most addictive behavior, turning mindless scrolling into a proof-of-work mechanism. Your attention isn't just sold to advertisers anymore—it's minted on Solana.
...system log: user engagement metric rising... potential for asset acquisition confirmed... scrolling protocol initiated... parsing data stream... another red candle... another liquidation... he bought? pump it... checking phantom... solana is for the people... it's so over... we're so back... checking jupiter...
[SCROLLONOMICS]
Total Supply
1 Trillion $SCROL. Because your thumb can probably handle it. Probably.
Liquidity
100% of supply sent to Liquidity Pool. Burnt LP. No team tokens. No presale. Only scroll.
Taxes
0/0. We tax your attention, not your transactions. The only price is your sanity.
...scroll depth increasing... user is committed... analyzing thumb velocity... maximum overdrive... deploying more content... feed the beast... feed the scroll... is this alpha?... no, it's a picture of a cat... keep scrolling...
[THE DEEP DIVE]
They say true wisdom is found in the depths. We say the true degens are found at the bottom of the scroll. This isn't just a token; it's a journey. A long, arduous, thumb-numbing journey. Remember that time you scrolled past 3,000 tweets just to find that one alpha? Good. You're ready. This image represents your commitment. Look at those trees. They've been there for centuries, patiently growing. Just like your portfolio... eventually.
[THE MECHANISM]
- Scroll Down. Descend into the digital abyss. The further you go, the more you prove your devotion. This is your Proof-of-Scroll.
- Unlock The Right To Buy. Your scroll depth is a measure of your conviction. After reaching the required depth, the portal opens.
- Acquire Your Syndrome. Connect your Solana wallet (Phantom, Solflare, etc.) and execute the trade on your favorite DEX. Your addiction is now collateral.
You've Scrolled Far Enough.
Your thumb has been tested. The Trench acknowledges your commitment.
MINT ADDRESS (SPL TOKEN)
6ikdVRHnr4MqsqZPZycqXQ5VbUgf2TpwvCyHBx2ypump
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